Friday, July 1, 2011

The Proper Way to Eat Cereal


For me, eating cereal is an art. So, to become such an artist as I, follow these simple steps.


Step 1: Take your bowl and fill it with milk. Thats right, milk goes in first. 

Step 2: Next you take a handful of the cereal of your choosing (I'm a fan of them all) and put it into the milk and enjoy. Eat a handful at a time.


Why, you say, should this be considered an art? Well, think about the benefits.


-No more soggy cereal.


Thats really all thats important to me. I hate soggy cereal.